Friday, November 9, 2007

What If I Have Failed

Failure doesn't mean I'm a फैलुरे।It does mean I haven't yet succeeded।Failure doesn't mean I have accomplished nothing.It does mean I have learned something. Failure doesn't mean I have been a fool.It does mean I had enough faith to experiment.Failure doesn't mean I have been disgraced.It does mean I dared to try.Failure doesn't mean I don't have it. It does mean I have to do something a different way.Failure doesn't mean I am inferior.It does mean I am not perfect.Failure doesn't mean I should give up.It does mean I should try harder.

TRY THIS

I Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-कप, Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-कप?

I can SING on Any स्टेज, Can you SING in COMA-स्टेज?

I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My पासपोर्ट, Can you FIX Your STAM P Size PHOTO in a STAMP?

I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your मोबाइल, Can You SEND Your मोबाइल to my ADDRESS?

TRY ALL THIS........ ....Atleast DO the LAST ONE.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven.But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.If you want your spouse to listen andpay strict attention to every word you say,talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.Marriage is grand --and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.Married life is very frustrating.In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens.In the second year, the woman speaksand the man listens.In the third year, they both speak andthe neighbors listen.

Commandment 5.When a man opens the door of his carfor his wife, you can be sure of one thing:Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and womanbecome as one; the trouble starts whenthey try to decide which one.

Commandment 7.Before marriage, a man will lie awakeall night thinking about something yousaid. After marriage, he will fall asleepbefore you finish.

Commandment 8.Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,understanding, economical, and a goodcook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.Every woman wants a man who is handsome,understanding, economical and a consideratelover, but again, the law allows onlyone husband.

Commandment 10.Man is incomplete until he marries.After that, he is finished.

Bonus Commandment story.A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

Robert Bateman's photo-realistic paintings










Virus kill my computer - snifffff....


Saturday, November 3, 2007

current affairs 03/11/07





  1. Deputy Chief Election Commissioner - R Balakrishnan.


  2. Indonesia's Mount Kelud volcano appears to have erupted,


  3. Anup Sridhar, India's top badminton singles player.


  4. India's first private forensic laboratory with a wide range of services, including DNA testing, has been set up in Hyderabad to ease the burden on agencies solving crimes.

  5. In a major breakthrough, India's indigenous Light Combat Aircraft (LCA) 'Tejas' has successfully testfired for the first time a close combat air-to-air missile off the Goa coast.
  6. Indian National Centre for Ocean Information Services (INCOIS) in Hyderabad.
  7. the Fourth Asia Pacific Conference on Reproductive and Sexual Health would be held from October 29 to 31 in Hyderabad.
  8. National Food Security Mission takes off .it aims at increasing production of rice by 10 million tonnes, wheat by eight million tonnes and pulses by two million tonnes in the next four years.
  9. China’s lunar probe Chang’e-1.


Jamshedpur puja pandals 2007